Crashjokes: Math Humor

• Math would be more fun if pi came in different flavors.
• Know why the French are so good at trig? They have a River Sine.
• The root is so lonely for he is mostly a square.
• Cross math with war and you will divide and conquer.
• I was never good at math; I guess I couldn't dance the rhombus.
• How do you get the power to propose to a math geek? Give her a 2^ (two karat) ring.
• I got a new addition on my house; I painted a plus sign on the side.
• Trig is hard for me; I guess I'm on the wrong tangent.
• I needed some divine intervention before a geometry test, so I said, "God, send me an angle!"
• Statistics: It's not just for sports.
• Eucledian geometry: it's all Greek to me!
• If prime numbers exist, are there subprime numbers?
• What is a trig major's favorite sitcom? Sine-feld.
• Would a mathematician consider something easy a "piece of pi"?
• What meat do mathematicians eat? Prime (number) rib.
• Why was the tree so good at math? It had square roots.
• Why was the box so good at math? It had cube roots.
• Age isn't a number, but math is a lot of them.