Crashjokes: Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words...

• Trust me, I know what I'm doing!
• I'm a pro at this!
• It worked last time I did this!
• Everything will be fine!
• What's that smell?/Ignore the smell, okay?
• It's nothing major!
• It's a minor setback!
• Hey, you guys, look at this!
• What does this button/knob/lever/switch do?
• Uh oh....
• Oh [swear word]!/Oh my God!
• That looks funny...
• Just jiggle it a little!
• Put in some more juice, that should do the trick!
• Fire!
• Instructions?/What instructions?/I don't need the instructions!
• I can figure this out by myself, okay?
• Whoops, my bad!
• This is gonna be so cool!
• For the record!
• Do it! Do it!
• C'mon, you pansy/wuss/chicken/baby!
• Of course it's a good idea!
• Okay, let 'er rip!
• That wasn't supposed to do happen..../It wasn't supposed to do that...
• Let's do it!
• I'm so drunk/high/wasted...
• No, no, no!/Stop, stop, stop!
• Not that!
• Wait, you forgot something!
• Oh, this dog is very friendly!
• I wouldn't do that if I were you...
• C'mon, big guy, let's see what you got!
• I don't feel so good...
• I saw this on the TV/Internet!
• No, this is crazy!
• You call that dangerous?
• It isn't working!/It won't start!
• Go for it!
• Let's try a practice run...
• Are you sure this is safe?
• Is this thing insured?
• Look out!
• Owww!
• I'd like to see you try!
• I went to school to do this!
• This doesn't look good...
• Recipe? What recipe?
• I laugh in the face of danger!
• Let's videotape this and put it on the TV/Internet!
• Everyone is doing it!It's easy!
• What cord goes where?
• Is that smoke?
• What warranty?