- Trust me, I know what I'm doing!
- I'm a pro at this!
- It worked last time I did this!
- Everything will be fine!
- What's that smell?/Ignore the smell, okay?
- It's nothing major!
- It's a minor setback!
- Hey, you guys, look at this!
- What does this button/knob/lever/switch do?
- Uh oh....
- Oh [swear word]!/Oh my God!
- That looks funny...
- Just jiggle it a little!
- Put in some more juice, that should do the trick!
- Fire!
- Instructions?/What instructions?/I don't need the instructions!
- I can figure this out by myself, okay?
- Whoops, my bad!
- This is gonna be so cool!
- For the record!
- Do it! Do it!
- C'mon, you pansy/wuss/chicken/baby!
- Of course it's a good idea!
- Okay, let 'er rip!
- That wasn't supposed to do happen..../It wasn't supposed to do that...
- Let's do it!
- I'm so drunk/high/wasted...
- No, no, no!/Stop, stop, stop!
- Not that!
- Wait, you forgot something!
- Oh, this dog is very friendly!
- I wouldn't do that if I were you...
- C'mon, big guy, let's see what you got!
- I don't feel so good...
- I saw this on the TV/Internet!
- No, this is crazy!
- You call that dangerous?
- It isn't working!/It won't start!
- Go for it!
- Let's try a practice run...
- Are you sure this is safe?
- Is this thing insured?
- Look out!
- Owww!
- I'd like to see you try!
- I went to school to do this!
- This doesn't look good...
- Recipe? What recipe?
- I laugh in the face of danger!
- Let's videotape this and put it on the TV/Internet!
- Everyone is doing it!It's easy!
- What cord goes where?
- Is that smoke?
- What warranty?
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Crashjokes: Famous Last Words
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