Crashjokes: Bumper Stickers

HONK ALL YOU WANT I'M NOT LISTENING
HONK IF YOU WANT TO BE ANNOYING
HONK IF YOU HATE HONKERS
TRAFFIC SUCKS, DOESN'T IT?
MY BUDDA TIGER ATE YOUR JESUS FISH
JESUS DOESN'T DRIVE WHILE TALKING ON A CELL PHONE
CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING
GREEN IS JUST A COLOR
THE CRAZY TRAIN DERAILED
MY OTHER CAR IS A RUSTBUCKET TOO
MY OTHER CAR IS A LEMON TOO
THE 60S ARE OVER GET RID OF THE TYE DYE
THE 70S ARE OVER GET RID OF THE AFRO
THE 80S ARE OVER GET RID OF THE NEON
THE 90S ARE OVER GET RID OF THE FLANNEL
I :) COMEDIANS
DON'T YOU DARE PIMP THIS CAR
DON'T YOU DARE SCRATCH MY CAR
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THIS CAR
DON'T HAVE CHANGE FOR THE CAR WASH
HORN WORKS FINE, I PREFER FINGER
I AM BEYOND ROAD RAGE NOW
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HONOR STUDENT
YOUR CANDIDATE LOST SO PEEL OFF THE STICKER
YOU ARE NOT CUTE NOR A FLIRT
BROKEN BLINKER
THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
THIS WAS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT
YOUR KIDS HATE ME TOO
THE LIGHT IS GREEN, IDIOT!
YES I AM A LOCAL
YES I AM A TOURIST
YES I AM LOST